Sunday, October 28, 2012

Ahad Di Kuala Triang


Salam semuanya! Apa khabar? Masih dalam mood beraya? Bagaimana Ahad anda?

Terjumpa kawasan pantai baru hari ini. Terima kasih kepada Ayda, teman sekerja kerana membawa saya 'meneroka' kawasan ini di kampungnya. Kagum saya seketika. Tenang, aman - teruja melihat kawasan sekitar. Sepuluh bulan saya di Langkawi, baru kali ini Ayda membawa saya ke sini. Buat saya semakin sayang dah jatuh cinta kesekian kali dengan Langkawi :)

"Itulah you. Dah banyak kali I ajak, tapi you busy...".

Haha... saya tergelak. Ayda baik. Rajin dia menemani saya jika punya kelapangan.

Dari rumahnya, kami menaiki motor ke kawasan ini (dia berkeras meminta saya memarkir kereta di rumah).

"Naik motor lah syok! Boleh masuk kampung...".

Seakan kawasan di dalam syot-syot filem 'Ombak Rindu'- nah, saya kongsi dengan anda. Buat masa ni saya namakan dia 'Pantai German' (diambil sempena rumah pasangan dari Germany yang tinggal di hujung pantai). Saya pasti ke sini lagi. Thanks, Ayda!










Stabuxguy

50 Reasons Not To Date A Graphic Designer


I found this is really COOL- I mean seriously cool. So, boys and g*rls out there, please read this careffully before you ask any GRAPHIC DESIGNER out for a date.. hahaha..... 

1. They are very weird people.
2. There are billions of them in the world, like colors on the screen of your computer.
3. They will analyse conversations in layers.
4. You will spend the day assembling furniture from IKEA.
5. They drink and eat all kinds of weird shit just because they like the packaging.
6. They hate each other.
7. You’ll come out the last out of the movies because you have to see the full list of credits.
8. They cant change a light bulb or without making a sketch.
9. They fuck up all the tables with their cutters.
10. They rather study the paisley pattern on your outfit than listen to what you have to say.
11. They will fill your house with magazines and whatever is out there that has drawings.
12. You never know if it is really an original or a copy.
13. They make collages with your photos.
14. They do not know how to add and subtract, they just understand letters.
15. They idolize people who nobody knows and speak of them as if they were his colleagues.
16. They take pictures almost daily and all are cut in weird shapes.
17. They ask your opinion about everything but  they do whatever they want.
18. Everything is left justified, right or center unless they arrive late.
19. They hate Comic Sans with the same passion they love Helvetica.
20. They use iPhone for everything, because everyone has one.
21. You can not decorate the house without consulting them.
22. They steal street signs.
23. Always carry their hands painted with something.
24. They buy dolls unfinished for them to paint.
25. Everything becomes something other than what it really is: cards as tickets, cards as …
26. When arguing, you will be nicknamed like the OSX spinning wheel (not affectionately)
27. Do not know how to dress without consulting the Pantone book.
28. They hate Excel.
29. They read comics.
30. They want to save the world only with a poster.
31. You will spend the day brainstorming.
32. On vacation they will take you to countries that you do not know exist and have no beach.
33. Museums are their second home.
34. They know more positions than the Kamasutra.
35. They can’t go to a restaurant without secretly critiquing the menu design.
36. They listen to music you have never heard of.
37. They can´t cook a normal dish, they always have to experiment with new ingredients.
38. They read rare books: stories of children, Semiotics …
39. When you are going to tell you something, everyone has read it in their facebook and twitter.
40. They have own iPods before you knew they existed.
41. The orgasm they remember is when they heard that Adobe was acquiring Macromedia.
42. They have their own shops just for them and there are the most expensive in the city.
43. They want to spend all the money in the Apple Store.
44. You will never understand their gifts.
45. They see ordinary objects and laugh.
46. You wake up in the middle of the night hearim them screaming “When is the deadline?”
47. They see CMYK and RGB like Neo sees the Matrix.
48. They dream of the day nobody will make a single change to their designs.
49. They rather pay for a font than for a special birthday gift.
50. They are always sleepy because they work 24/7.

Stabuxguy

Wednesday, October 3, 2012

Kelas Photoshop Asas. ANDA BERMINAT?


Hello semua!

Berita baik kepada mereka yang berminat khususnya para pelajar dan penduduk di sekitar Langkawi, anda kini boleh menyertai Kelas ADOBE Photoshop (Asas) anjuran LANGKAWI COMPUTER TRAINING CENTRE sebagaimana butiran di bawah :

Tempat : LANGKAWI COMPUTER TRAINING CENTRE, No. 6A, Tingkat Atas, Taman Medan Berjaya (Bersebelahan dengan Taman Langkawi)

Tarikh kelas : Bermula 15 Oktober 2012 

Siapa patut menyertai?

Terbuka kepada semua- tidak kira tua-muda di sekitar Langkawi asalkan berminat

Pilihan Kelas :

Kelas Hujung Minggu
2X Ahad - 9.30-12.30 pagi (6 jam)

Kelas Hari Biasa
Isnin, Rabu dan Jumaat : 8.30-10.30 malam (3 kali seminggu, 6 jam)

Yuran kursus : RM300 (Promosi Oktober!) 
Bilangan per kelas : 10 orang (maksimum)

  • Pengajar berpengalaman
  • Yuran kursus yang rendah
  • Pilihan jadual yang fleksibel

Nah, apa lagi- Hubungi 012 - 453 8211 (Puan Salina) atau 012 - 460 0269 / 04 - 966 0069 sekarang untuk maklumat lanjut dan tempahan kelas anda. Tempat adalah terhad! 

E-mail : kedaikash@rocketmail.com

Stabuxguy - peluang baik bagi mereka yang berminat, khususnya penduduk di Langkawi :)

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